You know you’re a Farmer’s Wife when…

You know you’re a Farmer’s Wife when…

Dinner is no longer eaten at the table but on a tractor balanced on your knee!

You find straw everywhere in the house… You could literally make a bale from the bathroom floor alone!

He remembers nearly every cow by its tag number yet forgets your birthday!

He promises you a day out which ends up at market with a bit of shopping on the way home… at Mole Valley Farmers!

He says he’ll be home in an hour and rocks up 3 hours later!

After washing their clothes you have to wash the washing machine!

You have to actually plan your baby around farming… Lambing time is a no no, and it certainly cant be during harvest!

The livestock spend more time with him than you do!

You’ve calved a cow in a ball gown and given mouth to mouth to a lamb!

Can you relate? Maybe you have one to share, we’d love to hear it… Comment below!

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    Karen Ham
    Posted at 19:53h, 22 February Reply

    You know you’re a farmer’s wife when your waters break and your husband says I’ll just go and put the cows in a minute.

    • The Crazy Farmer’s Wife
      The Crazy Farmer’s Wife
      Posted at 09:08h, 02 March Reply

      Hahaha brilliant Karen!! Bloody farmer’s hey!?

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      Ebony morris
      Posted at 00:08h, 30 March Reply

      You know your a farmers wife when your in labour and your husband says he can’t take you to hospital because he has Xmas turkeys to sort first

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    jojones
    Posted at 11:44h, 06 March Reply

    Your labour was measured by how making milkings he missed & had to get a relief milker for!

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    Rachel Ratcliffe
    Posted at 22:11h, 11 March Reply

    After you’ve given birth he looks and says “You don’t get that much out of a cow!”

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